Sara B Stern’s
Head Trash Removal Service
As easy as one - two - three
We all have head trash
Now there is a cheap and easy way to remove it
Here is how it works.
One - choose your preferred service
Two - dig into the short online course
Three - enjoy a head trash free moment
Our Services
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self serve one time pick up
Your head trash has been piling up and you need a large pick up. This is a common option when you’re just getting started. Put all of your head trash down in one place and we will pick it all up at once. Benefits for you: a clean slate to either add head trash or feel the freedom of not having it.
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self serve monthly pick up
Receive a monthly reminder to take out your head trash. This reminder will come to your inbox, complete with a place to put your head trash. Many people leave a large amount of head trash during their first month to clean out their minds. This method is recommended.
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full service
For those with extra stinky head trash. Spend one hour in a group setting with our head trash slayer. We will work through some of the extra tough stuff. You will work through your own head trash and learn from others who are working through theirs. Those who choose this option must be prepared for a potential experience of peacefulness and delight.
The fine print
Important Information About Head Trash Removal
head trash has a way of coming back | sometimes in the same form, sometimes in a new, sneaky form | having head trash is often a sign that you’re going in the right direction | working through your head trash is a life-long process | if you think you’re failing when it comes to head trash, you’re experiencing head trash | this entire page is my 2025 April Fool’s Day joke and I have head trash about sharing it | in 2024 I shared it 100% as a joke and so many people said they wanted the real thing that I created it | trashing head trash is sometimes fun and sometimes easy and sometimes it isn’t